Wednesday, May 04, 2005
2. Disgraced pitcher John Rocker, now playing for the minor league Long Island Ducks, had a profane exchange with a fan in Atlantic City on Tuesday night as he walked off the field after a poor outing. Rocker apologized afterward, insisting he has nothing against fans unless they're Asian, black, gay or ride the No. 7 train.
I'm not sure SI was making a joke on this one.