Friday, March 12, 2004
When Bo-Mel dropped Edgar to the five hole,
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Edgar's going to bat fifth? Did we trade for Sammy Sosa while I was asleep? Did we just sign Ted Williams' ghost to bat cleanup? I guess Gump decided to buck tradition and switch from a typical get-on-base and hit-for-extra-bases cleanup hitter to:
F*'ing Raul F*'ing Ibanez F*.
That sound you hear is the hiss of my deflating hope. Sorry, Mariner Optimist.