Thursday, March 31, 2005
So, Clarett went from "Slower Than Me When I Was In High School And I Was Running In Wet Grass" to "A Little Bit Faster Than Me When I Was In High School, But I Was Running On Wet Grass, Not A Manicured Track, So It's Probably Still A 35% Chance That I Was Faster Than He Is Now."
Here's how I see the draft going down:
INT. NFL DRAFT ROOM, DAY:
Paul Tagliabue, NFL commisioner, approaches a podium
with several microphones attached. The backdrop behind
him prominently features the NFL insignia.
With the one-hundred-fiftieth selection of the
2005 NFL draft, the Seattle Seahawks select
Maurice Clarett, runningback, the Ohio State
A smattering of boos from the three Seattle fans in
attendance is the only thing that breaks the stunned