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Monday, April 11, 2005

Another 'Roid Suspension 

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The Rockies' Jorge Piedra is this week's lucky victim. What a week. Wednesday: called up to the big club. Thursday: sent back down to the minors. Monday: suspended for ten days.

Another 'roid story:
I remember when I was with the Phillies, we were on the road, at our hotel, when a pitcher asked me to inject him with steroids. I don’t know, I guess he couldn’t stick a needle in himself. I told him no, that I didn’t think that I could stick a needle in someone either, but also, I said no because I didn’t believe it was right.
Former Philly Rico Bronga, in today's Philadelphia Daily News.

As much as I hate to say it, there's a decent chance that the suspect pitcher's name begins with a 'C' and ends with an 'urt Schilling.'

This is getting old.

Schilling do roids? How dare you, sir? Are you not aware that Curt Schilling is both a Christian and a hardcore Republican, and therefore incapable of doing anything morally questionable?

I, and Curt, pray for you.
No matter how hard I try, and no matter what kinds of awesome things he does on the mound, I can't make myself be a Schill fan. All that Jesus/W. stuff plays heavily into it, but also he seems to have way too much effort devoted to being well-liked. He's a little like Randle, when you think about it.
That's true. I hate that whole, "I'm just a regular schmoe" crap. He's no regular schmoe! And anyway, regular schmoes suck!
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